Twins and Cacti

As you may know, I am the proud mom of a set of twins. They were conceived without the use of any fertility treatments - I just happen to be one of those overly fertile people. My doctor believes I may have been pregnant with a set of twins with both my first and last pregnancy also and may have simply miscarried the other baby along the way. Anyway, I feel kinda special being in that elite group of Moms of Multiples. I like feeling unique and frankly, it just pisses me off when I hear of another celebrity having twins. I don't mind if it's one I like, but come on! Angelina Jolie (I personally believe she is ugly and I have never liked her - even before she became a home-wrecker and stole Brad from Jen - I think it was the creepy blood vials with her creepy then-husband Billy-Bob Thornton and tongue-kissing her brother on TV. Gross.) and Jennifer Lopez (she just thinks she is soooo much better than everybody else and it's not true) and I am sure there are others I am forgetting. I know how stupid it sounds, but it makes me really just want to punch them. Especially Angelina. I really hate her. Really. Wow. I think I need a new word for how much I do not like her. On the other hand, I think Jennifer Aniston could have triplets and I would be thrilled for her. So I know the whole Brad Pitt thing didn't help my opinion of her at all.

On a brighter note, the cactus is still alive! Yay! I think it might live to be a month old! Or at least a month WITH ME. And that would be an accomplishment for any plant. Only a select few have ever survived very long with me and that was usually because they were made of plastic. The other plant-with-stripey-leaves is actually still ok, too. Probably because they sit by front window and I have to look at them constantly so I am reminded of their need for water and sun.